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演唱：歐陽靖

Yeah, I'm Chinese and what?

我是中國人，你有意見？

Yeah, you know who this is, Jin

你知道我是誰，我是歐陽靖。

Let me tell you this

讓我來給你講個故事，

The days of the pork fried rice and the chicken wings

當了五年的送餐小子，

coming to your house by me is over

苦逼日子已經過去了。（歐陽靖曾在他父母開的中餐店工作。）

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese

你們都想當中國人，

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。

Go f**k with your head man

老子的饒舌能把你頭炸裂。

I know a bunch of crypts that love Redman

老子的“瘸幫”哥們都喜歡雷德曼（瘸幫討厭紅色，Redman在這裏是個諷刺。）

Blood book in New York man things done change

世道已經變了，“血幫”走上了紐約街頭。

Stop, the chinks be all over the game

再等一會，中國人已經佔據了世界。

This ain't Bruce Lee, I watch too much TV

別跟我提李小龍，你們電視看得太多。

This is a game of death when I aim for your chest

這是一場死亡遊戲，我會瞄準你的胸口。（Game of Death是李小龍1978年的電影。）

Too much sex got me seeing slow motion

性生活太多，我看到都是慢動作。

Eyes barely open with a roach roasting'

葉子飛太多，我眼睛也睜不開。

And your girl, she loves the gin ocean

你的女人可是愛死我了，

Rub it on her body like body shop lotion

我像抹潤膚露一樣覆蓋她全身，

What's the commotion, you never seen me?

慌什麼，你見過我嗎？

The original chinky eye emcee

從最初的“小眼MC”,

You don't want to step to the army

現在強大到你不敢面對，

And Double-R rank refugee

我被“饒舌奇兵”簽約，

And the battle of the gun is gonna make you speak

我要是拿槍指着你，你大概會含糊地

another language

説另一種語言。

And amigo I ain't talking about Spanish

朋友，我可不是在説西班牙語，

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese

你們都想當中國人，

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都得要學中文，

When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。

This one goes out to those that order four chicken wings

這段我唱給那些叫過我外賣的人，

And pork fried rice and throw dice

那些吃雞翅還是炒飯用骰子決定的人。

In the hood, you think this is all good?

你別以為在街區裏開餐館很容易，

Till the cowboys roam through like Clint Eastwood

劫匪們像牛仔一樣，把你洗劫一空，

I wish you would come to Chinatown

我希望你們能來唐人街逛逛，

Get lost in town, end up in the lost in found

走丟的話你會在失物招領處被找到。

Eyewitnesses, you must be crazy

目擊證人？你在説胡話，

We don't speak English, we speak Chinese

我們可不説英語，我們説中國話，

And the only po-po we know is the pigs

我們不認識什麼警察，我們只吃乳豬肉，

on the hood out in the window

掛在街區邊油漬漬的窗口。

Every time they harass me, I wanna explode

每次被他們騷擾，我都超想發飆。

We should ride the train for free, we built the railroads

我們坐火車不該收錢，鐵路是我們造的。

I ain't ya 50 Cent, I ain't ya Enimem

我不是你的50 Cent ,我也不是姆爺，

I ain't ya Jigga Man, I'm a chinaman

我不是什麼Jay-Z，我只是個中國人。

Ginseng in the palm of my hand

我手裏拿着人蔘，

She looks suprirsed in the palm of my hands

她也直勾勾地盯着我的人蔘，

You know what's next? Safe sex

預知下回如何？是絕對安全的乾柴烈火。

I'll be damned if I sleep in the flesh with the insect

我可不想和一堆腐肉尋開心。

(Jin speaking Chinese: This one sounds good.Let's give her a call on the phone.)

(歐陽靖用粵語：這人聽起來最棒，給她打個電話吧。)

Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man

靖先生，你最性感了。

Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things

靖先生，我喜歡你認真的樣子。

(Jin speaking Chinese: Really?)

(歐陽靖用粵語：真的?)

Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man

靖先生，你最性感了。

Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things

靖先生，我喜歡你認真的樣子。

The moral of the story is

這個故事的寓意，

Don't judge a book by its cover

是想告訴你別以貌取人。

I know you think he's fam, but he's really undercover

你以為他是你兄弟，他其實是個便衣。

I saw his name on the affidavit

我在供詞裏看到他的名字，

It was written in Chinese and this is what he said:

供詞是中文，他這樣陳詞：

(Jin Speaking Chinese:The chinese restaurant is closing soon)

（歐陽靖用粵語：餐館勒令停業。）

Bring about some local hooligans and thugs so

小流氓和黑幫被繩之以法，

Catch them at midnight when they close the shop up

午夜搶完那個超市後被抓。

Reading the Ten Commandments, cooking up heckka

我讀着Ten Crack Commandments的歌詞，煮着中藥，

Movie small posters are all over the walls

街上貼滿biggie海報。

If they think you'd save me the bullet, it's so over ya'll

如果他們認為你得給我留顆子彈，我也沒話説，

Me, I'm just Jin just doing my thang

我，只是做着自己的事，

Just doing my thang, just doing my thang

做着自己的事，自己的事

Why is there beef everywhere I go?

（這句歌詞和上句粵語押韻，無實質意思）

I'm drunk skewing, can't we all get along

我酒後開車，我們能不能和諧相處。

My ladies with the thongs, my thugs with the firearms

我的女人們穿着丁字褲，我的兄弟們帶着軍火庫。

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Wyclef: all the ghetto)

你們都要學中文, （所有貧民窟的人）

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Wyclef: all the suburb)

你們都要學中文, （所有鄉下人）

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都要學中文。

When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese.

把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Jin speaking Chinese: di lo)

你們都要學中文,（大佬）

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都要學中文，

(Jin speaking Chinese: Hurry, get out of here)

（快點，走了）

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese

你們都要學中文，

When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。

(Jin speaking Chinese: This one sounds good.Let's give her a call on the phone.)

(歐陽靖用粵語：這人聽起來最棒，給她打個電話吧。)

Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man

靖先生，你最性感了。

Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things

靖先生，我喜歡你認真的樣子。

(Jin speaking Chinese: Really?)

(歐陽靖用粵語：真的?)

Mr. Jin

靖先生

The game will never be the same

這場遊戲不會再和以前一樣，

(Jin speaking Chinese: I already played the game)

（歐陽靖用粵語：我玩過了。）

Double-R refugees

饒舌奇兵

(Jin speaking Chinese: Let's go home)

（歐陽靖用粵語：回家吧。）

First Chinese rapper

第一個華裔饒舌歌手

First page rapper

第一個海地饒舌歌手（Wyclef來自海地）

Refugees

饒舌奇兵

(Jin speaking Chinese: Chinatown)

（歐陽靖用粵語：唐人街。）

(Jin speaking Chinese: I already played the game)

（歐陽靖用粵語：我玩厭了。）

(Jin speaking Chinese: That's it)

（歐陽靖用粵語：就這些。）