I'm Ready

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame

Shootin' tombstone bullets wearin' ball and chain

I'm drinkin' TNT smokin' dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair

I know you think that I ain't nowhere

But stop what your doin' an' look over here

I'll prove to ya baby that I ain't no square

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before

I feel so good babe I want you to know

One more drink and I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good 'cause

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me

I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me ^[1]