I Spy

I spy a boy,I spy a girl

I spy the worst place in the world

In the whole wide world

Oh,you didn't do bad

You made it out

I'm still stuck here,oh,but I'll get out

Oh yeah,I'll get out

Can't you see the giant that walks

Around you seeing through your petty lives?

Do you think I do these things for real?

I do these things just so I survive

And you know I will survive

It may look to the untrained eye

I'm sitting on my arse all day

I'm biding time until I take you all on

My Lords and Ladies

I will prevail

I cannot fail

Cos I spy

Oh,I've got your numbers

Taken notes

I know the ways your minds work

I've studied

And your minds are just the same as mine

Except that you are clever swines

You never let mask slip

You never admit to it

You're never hurried

Oh no no no

And every night I hone my plan

How I will get my satisfaction

How I will blow your paradise away,away,away

Cos I spy

And it's just like in the old days

I used to compose my own critical notices in my head

"The crowd gasp at Cocker's masterful control of the bicycle,

Skilfully avoiding the dog turd next to the corner shop."

Imagining a blue plaque

Above the place I first ever touched a girl's chest

But hold on

You've got to wait for the best

You see you should take me seriously

Very seriously indeed

Cause I've been sleeping with your wife

For the past sixteen weeks

Smoking your cigarettes

Drinking your brandy

Messing up the bed that you chose together

And in all that time I just wanted you to come home

Unexpectedly one afternoon

And catch us at it in the front room

You see I spy for a living

And I specialise in revenge

On taking the things I know will cause you pain

I can't help it

I was dragged up

My favourite parks are car parks

Grass is something you smoke

Birds are something you shag

Take your "Year in Provence"

And shove it up your arse

Your Ladbroke Grove looks turn me on,yeah

With roach burns in designer dresses

Skin stretched tight over high cheek-bones

And thousands of tiny dryness lines

Beating a path to the corners of your eyes

And every night I hatch my plan

It's not a case of woman v man

It's more a case of haves against haven'ts

And I just happen to have got what you need

Just exactly what you need,yeah

La la la la la la la la la la

In the midnight hour

La la la la la la la la la la

I will come to you

I will come to you

I will take you from this sickness

Dinner parties and champagne

I'll hold your body and make it sing again

Come on -sing again

Let's sing again,oh yeah

Cos I spy

Yes

I spy

I spy a boy,and I spy a girl

I spy the chance

To change the world

To change your world

我在監視一個男孩，我在監視一個女孩

我在監視着世界上最糟糕的地方

在這世上

oh，你並不壞

你已經逃離了

可是我還困在這，但是我會出去的

oh，我會出去的

你難道看不見行走的巨人

在你周圍看着你渺小的人生

你真的認為是我做下的這些事

我只是為了生存

你知道我會活下來

我只能指望我生澀的雙眼

整日坐着無所事事

遇見你之前我都在浪費時間

我的主人啊

我會勝利

我不能失敗

因為我一直在監視

oh，我要到了你的電話

寫下來

我知道你的思維方式

我已經研究過了

你我的想法完全一樣

除了你是個聰明的討厭鬼

你的面具從未滑落

你從未承認

你不疾不徐

oh不

每晚我都在琢磨我的計劃

我怎樣才能讓自己滿意

我怎樣才能讓你墜入地獄

所以我在監視

就像從前

我在心裏抱怨

人們驚豔於Cocker出神入化的自行車技

因為他能熟練地避開街角商店的那隻小狗

想想那塊藍色的招牌

在那上面我第一次碰到一個女孩的胸

但是打住

要聽精彩的你得等等

你得對我認真點

事實上要非常認真

因為我已經睡過你老婆

在過去的整整16周裏

抽你的煙

喝你的白蘭地

弄亂你們一起選的那張牀

有時我甚至希望你馬上能歸家

看到一個出乎意料的下午

在客廳裏捉住我們倆

為了生存我在監視

我是復仇的專家

拿走你珍視的東西讓你痛不欲生

我根本停不下來

我已經興奮起來了

我最喜歡的公園是停車場

最喜歡的草是你的煙草

最喜歡的鳥是你的蓬鬆的毛髮

拿起你那本《山居歲月》

把它塞到你的xx裏

你的蘭僕林點燃了我的激情

蟑螂在名牌華服中氾濫

皮膚繃在高高的顴骨上

不計其數的乾枯細紋

爭先恐後的擠入你的眼前

每晚我都在醖釀我的計劃

這不只是男女之事

這更是擁有和失去

而我碰巧得到你需要的東西

就是那些你需要的東西

La la la la la la la la la la

在午夜

La la la la la la la la la la

我會到你身邊

我會到你身邊

我會帶走你的不適

晚宴和香檳

我會扶住你的身體讓它再次歌唱

來吧，再次歌唱

讓我們唱起來

因為我在監視

是的

我在監視

我在監視一個男孩，我在監視一個女孩

我希望得到一個機會

去改變世界

去改變你的世界