Florida!!!

You can beat the heat if you beat the charges too

They said I was a cheat I guess it must be true

And my friends all smell like w**d or little babies

And this city reeks of driving myself crazy

Little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in

So you work your life away

Just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin

Florida is one hell of a d**g

Florida can I use you

The hurricane was my name when it came

I got drunk and I dared it to wash me away

Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine

Well me and my ghost we had a hell of a time

Yes I'm haunted but I'm feeling just fine

All my girls got their lace and their crimes

And your cheating husband disappeared

Well no one asks any questions here

So I did my best too lay to rest

All of the bodies that have ever been on my body and in my mind

They sink into the swamp

Is that a bad thing to say in a song

Little did you know your home's really only a town you'll get arrested

So you pack your life away

Just to wait out the **** storm back in Texas

Florida is one hell of a d**g

Florida can I use you

I need to forget so take me to Florida

I've got some regrets I'll bury them in Florida

Tell me I'm despicable say it's unforgivable

These dolls are beautiful

**** me up Florida

I need to forget so take me to Florida

I've got some regrets I'll bury them in Florida

Tell me I'm despicable say it's unforgivable

What a crash what a rush **** me up Florida

It's one hell of a d**g

It's one hell of a d**g

Love loves me like this

I don't want to resist

So take me to Florida

Little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in

So you work your life away

Just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin

Little did you know your home's really only a town you'll get arrested

So you pack your life away

Just to wait out the **** storm back in Texas

Florida is one hell of a d**g

Florida can I use you up

Florida is one hell of a d**g

Florida can you **** me up

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