Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!

《Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!》一歌由John Lennon創作（署名為Lennon-McCartney）， ^[1]  收錄於英國搖滾樂隊The Beatles1967年專輯《Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band》。

John Lennon: 雙軌主唱，合唱，哈蒙德風琴，循環磁帶，口琴

Paul McCartney: 貝斯，主音吉他

George Harrison: 手鼓，口琴，哈蒙德風琴

Ringo Starr: 鼓，搖動鈴鐺，口琴

George Martin: 鋼琴，腳踏式風琴，Lowrey風琴，鐘琴，循環磁帶

Mal Evans: 低音口琴

Neil Aspinall: 口琴

Geoff Emerick: 循環磁帶

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

there will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

late of Pablo Fanques'fair, what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters

and lastly through a hogshead of real fire

In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

The celebrated Mr. K

performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate

The Hendersons will dance and sing

as Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don\'t be late

Messers K. and H. assure the public

their production will be second to none

And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six

when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H will demonstrate

ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

a splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill ^[2]