Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side

我以為大家都站在我這邊

But I went and blew it all sky high

所以鼻子翹上了天

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

現在她都懶得瞅我一眼

All just because I ripped my pants

所有的這一切都因為，我撕破了褲子

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down

當龍蝦拉里把他放倒

Spongebob turned into a clown

海綿寶寶卻藉此出洋相

And no girl ever wants to dance

事實上沒一個姑娘能看上

With a fool who went and ripped his pants

一個撕破了褲子的傻蛋

I know I shouldn't mock around, I shouldn't curse

我知道我不該到處出醜，不該亂講

But the pain feels so much worse

現在我感覺好糟

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

沒完沒了的犯傻會討人嫌

Then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns

何況我的屁股被曬傷，還沾上了沙子

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

現在我懂得了一個道理

So listen and you won't regret

聽着，希望你不會犯同樣的錯誤

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

做你自己，不要賣傻

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants

那麼你就不會到頭來只是一個撕破褲子的傻蛋 ^[1]